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PostSubject: Want peanuts? only if u dare to eat them   Wed Feb 06, 2008 4:14 am

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on
his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times. When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, "Why
don't you eat the peanuts yourself?".

"We can't chew them because we've no teeth",
she replied.

The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy
them then?"
The old lady replied, "We just love the
chocolate around them."
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PostSubject: Re: Want peanuts? only if u dare to eat them   Wed Feb 06, 2008 5:56 am

Hahaha...damn gross...
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PostSubject: Re: Want peanuts? only if u dare to eat them   Sat Feb 09, 2008 10:06 am

That's disgusting!
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PostSubject: Re: Want peanuts? only if u dare to eat them   Tue Feb 12, 2008 6:55 pm

eew..........
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PostSubject: Re: Want peanuts? only if u dare to eat them   Fri Feb 22, 2008 1:43 pm

Exclamation Exclamation Exclamation ............*puking*
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