HomeHome  CalendarCalendar  GalleryGallery  FAQFAQ  SearchSearch  RegisterRegister  MemberlistMemberlist  UsergroupsUsergroups  Log in  

Share | 
 

 The Blonde Kidnapper

Go down 
AuthorMessage
liyun
Moderator
Moderator
avatar

Female Number of posts : 888
Registration date : 2007-11-22

PostSubject: The Blonde Kidnapper   Fri Nov 23, 2007 10:10 am

Once there was a blonde who had been out of job for so long and she was at her wits end, she was penniless and had starved for days. Out of desperation, she decided that she must do something about her current situation else she would surely die.
At a playground, she saw a little boy playing alone with no one else around. She went up to him and took him to a secluded spot.

"Listen, you are now kidnapped. You will listen exactly to what I tell you." The boy nodded obediently.

"I will put a message on your back that says you are being kidnapped. You are to go home to your mum and ask for a ransom of $50,000 and be placed here tomorrow." And the boy ran home to her mum.

The very next day, sure enough she found a bag containing the money she had asked for along with a note that read:

"How could you do this to a fellow blonde??"

_________________
Rule No. 1: Yun is always right©

Rule No. 2, If you think you're right, please refer to rule no. 1©

下辈子我要做个男人。。娶我这样的女人。。 (^.^)
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://www.linliyun.com
TazDevil
Regular
Regular
avatar

Male Number of posts : 104
Age : 39
Location : Toa Payoh
Registration date : 2007-11-22

PostSubject: Re: The Blonde Kidnapper   Sat Nov 24, 2007 4:19 pm

r blonde reallt tat toot sia????
one write on back wif BOY went back...
one really place e money wif note abt tat~~~ kaoz!!!!!
Back to top Go down
View user profile
liyun
Moderator
Moderator
avatar

Female Number of posts : 888
Registration date : 2007-11-22

PostSubject: Re: The Blonde Kidnapper   Mon Nov 26, 2007 9:52 am

hahaha.. that's why its called BLONDE jokes..

_________________
Rule No. 1: Yun is always right©

Rule No. 2, If you think you're right, please refer to rule no. 1©

下辈子我要做个男人。。娶我这样的女人。。 (^.^)
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://www.linliyun.com
Sponsored content




PostSubject: Re: The Blonde Kidnapper   

Back to top Go down
 
The Blonde Kidnapper
Back to top 
Page 1 of 1
 Similar topics
-
» Winter Wonder Blonde
» Kidnapper
» Blonde in First Class
» Taking a Blonde to a football game
» FROZEN CRABS AND THE BLONDE FLIGHT ATTENDANT…

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
The Bus Stop :: Fun corner :: Jokes and humour-
Jump to: