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bleahz
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PostSubject: Grandma   Mon Nov 26, 2007 2:18 am

Sunday morning at church there stood a large crowd. When out of nowhere terrorists attack, and break in. They had machine guns, and black clothes.
The leader of the terrorist yelled, "everyone stay calm! I need the men on one side, and the women on the other! Hurry up before I start shooting!"
Everyone seperated at once.
Then he said, "all the men are going to die, and all the women are going to get raped!" A little girl then jumped up and shouted, "Please sir not my grandma! You have to let my grandma go. She is too old."
At that instant her grandma pulls her back; pintching the little girls arm off.
The grandma whispered to the little girl, " you heard what the man said, he said everyone is getting raped!"
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PostSubject: Re: Grandma   Mon Nov 26, 2007 9:48 am

LOL.. grandma's so excited.. =.=

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